Homes with ARV's under $300k are going to move fast and are probably your best bet. 

I thought it was Poor Idiot Tried Investing.

Creative real estate was my number one asset for making deals; I had no choice, I had no money, no credit------ but I had a passion and a desire not to be poor.#2 credit card advances and credit lines later helped me control houses.

If an "assistant" get their own log-in, I'd have to bet it's with consent and under the responsibility of the licensee who is a member of that Board

I read "Rich Dad, Poor Dad", and that hit a nerve.

Real estate installment contracts are sometimes referred to as "the poor man's mortgage".  

$2k/unit, yeah I'm betting there's a lot you're not seeing.  

http://www.cnbc.com/2015/11/23/rich-dad-poor-dad-author-why-millennials-shouldnt-save.html

I'm terribly sorry but i've done some poor math and this isn't all it's cracked up to be. 

With no credit/assets/income/proven history you're going to have to leverage relationships you have in order to get funding, and even then, it'll be an uphill battle.The best bet would be to find a partner/investor willing to take a risk on you, if you have a portfolio which details your experience that would be a good first step.