For example, the third Tuesday evening each month at a casual, static location which could be indoors or outdoors and flex based on attendance.

@Anna PugolovkoI'm afraid you're way too late to the party.

Definitely a discount but I don't see a third or a half at all.

Party's over.

The unique part is the additional basement garage.

At some point you'll grow big enough to hire someone to run Revenue management for you whether that be a third party(BNBlbs) company or VA. 

Assumption by an EntityUnfortunately, assuming a VA loan directly through a legal entity (such as an LLC, corporation, or trust) is typically not allowed because:Primary Residence Requirement: VA loans are designed for owner-occupied properties, meaning the assuming borrower must intend to live in the property as their primary residence.Credit Review: The VA and lender require the assuming party to undergo a personal credit and income review to ensure repayment ability, which entities cannot satisfy.3.

And, on top, thanks for teaching us how to live and party!

Clearly this structure has been discussed amongst prospective partners since "Mike the builder" has instructed the parties how the purchase agreement should be papered.  

If you had a mold remediation company do all the work and mitigation, send the threatening party the reports and clearance.