Short term it’s too risky with super high P/E ratios.  

Here's what I'm accounting for currently:Mortgage (P&I)InsuranceTaxesElectricWaterTrashInternetVRBO/Airbnb feesGeneral/RepairsCleaning (though these will be passed through)If i'm super conservative on my monthly rate, I will need to rent the unit 10 nights/month to break even, if I am more realistic with the rate (according to my realtor who runs two STRs), i'll need to rent it 7-8 nights/month to do so.

@Collin Schwartz congrats man.....super impressed! 

Cannot touch that one because it’s super low rate of 2%. 

Super appreciate it!

There are a bunch of good choices IMHO.We don't have leather but all our surfaces are super durable because they are higher end sofas and chairs.The 3 main couches are a pair of Basset and a La-Z-Boy.

No real need for anything super expensive.

Buy you a super cheap used RV and be their "host" /park manager as a part time gig. 

Its super simple.

For instance my 90 lot subdivision at one point I had 90 legal descriptions and parcels on one master deed.. as I sold them off we just deeded them out separately.. its super common especially in older platted cities were lots might have been small like 25 X 100 and someone bought 3 of them and then built one home on all three.. some places they force merge them others you can go back and recreate the Old lots of record.. there is millions upon millions made by those that know how to find shadow plats and bring to life underlying parcels.