Does providing complementally k-cups/teas, popcorn, spices, toiletry essentials (toothbrushes, floss, bath wash, shampoo, conditioner, soap, paper products, makeup remover, laundry detergent, firewood with firestarters for the fireplace and firepit constitute as substantial services?

Hey so I just closed on a property in Polk County FL my mortgage is $1535 average rent in the area is $1500–1800 I have a freshly renovated house with 3b 2 ba 966 sqft I listed it on the higher side since it’s remodeled for $2100 I only had one person reach out to me and they were telling me the price is to high and I have not had any applicants I just paid for advertising on Zillow today and I posted the property yesterday I cover water and the property comes with washer and dryer hooks, loose pet policy and there is a laundry mat directly behind it.

Helical piers placed every 5' should fix this, but for a significant cost. 3) Due to a toilet becoming loose and failure to recognize that the toilet leaks every time it is flushed, the subfloor has "significant deterioration."

While this may be a clear lease violation, there is no guarantee that the judge will grant the removal order and give you back possession of the home.You need to weigh the costs.  

Combine the basement with the 1st floor unit and remove the kitchen. 

I wonder how pissed the spirit would get if you went there and removed the doors so he couldn't slam them?

I'm on the do not call list and I ask them repeatedly to remove me from their contact list but at this point I'm wondering if they're just saying that company to hide who they're really working for. 

You need to have a mechanism to remove tenants who are a problem, and I would strongly encourage you to consult an attorney the moment you close to get your lease terms right.

They might give them to you before to make sure that you actually perform a physical inspection so that contingency would be removed from the offer.

The tenant has been removed.