Its going to be a slow painful trickle.  

May all be a pain.

It is a personal investment to you and under an administrator that has the authority to make or allow investments at your direction. 

Joseph GozlanI understand your pain - it's a common complaint from many of my new clients.

Do I have any options other than trying to be a big enough pain that they let me go as a client?

I have worked as a systems administrator; .NET programmer; application support specialist; web developer commercial fisherman, contractor, large equipment operator and accountant. 

This is my first investment property purchase.Location: Sugar Creek (right on the border of Independence, close to the intersection of highway 24 and Sterling Ave), neighborhood rated B+, low/no crimeProperty: Built 1917, 6 bedroom 3 bath, 2 story, 2,200 square feet, 2 car attached garagePlanned Renovation: New tile flooring in kitchen and baths, new countertops, new carpet throughout, appliances, new light fixtures, interior paint, exterior pain, new water heater.  

My 24/7 Service Would Include:-Review Maintence Request-Schedule Vendors-Coordinate Between Vendors & Tenants-Maintence Follow Ups After Work Completed-Update Your Property Management Software-Pay Vendors-Basic Accounting-Process Prospective Tenants Applications-Notary Services-Other Administrative Duties Upon RequestBy me being virtual I can provide this service to people outside my local parameter.

I specialize in Small Business Administration Loans (SBA) and Commercial Loans.

I understand his pain but still encourage him to sell and avoid ruining his credit.