Every time you order your pizza online rather than picking up the phone and dialing or, heaven forbid, pick it up in person, you miss out on an opportunity to interact with other human beings.

Thank heavens there's a first world solution  with a little patience :)

There will be no Pintrest in heaven. 

There is a special place in heaven for tenants like her...

Skyway hill is cape cod, mid century and split level heaven depending on when the particular subdivision was built.   

If you find a good agent, they'll be able to steer you in the right direction today, tomorrow, and heavens forbid should any actual claims come up, through the process.

Thank God in heaven he’s gone I might screw up now and accidentally make a profit lol  

Oh my heavens.....

Thank heavens it was TX so you could "open carry" to your meeting with him .

On the sixth day of Xmas my rental gave to me: 6 midnight phone calls, 5 bullsh*t lawsuits, 4 new vacancies, 3 feuding tenants, 2 frozen pipes, and a squatter who is living for free.On the seventh day of Xmas my rental gave to me: 7 reasons for no rent, 6 midnight phone calls, 5 bullsh*t lawsuits, 4 new vacancies, 3 feuding tenants, 2 frozen pipes, and a squatter who is living for free.On the eighth day of Xmas my rental gave to me: 8 spots a leaking, 7 reasons for no rent, 6 midnight phone calls, 5 bullsh*t lawsuits, 4 new vacancies, 3 feuding tenants, 2 frozen pipes, and a squatter who is living for free.On the ninth day of Xmas my rental gave to me: 9 new work orders, 8 spots a leaking, 7 reasons for no rent, 6 midnight phone calls, 5 bullsh*t lawsuits, 4 new vacancies, 3 feuding tenants, 2 frozen pipes, and a squatter who is living for free.On the tenth day of Xmas my rental gave to me: 10 city violations, 9 new work orders, 8 spots a leaking, 7 reasons for no rent, 6 midnight phone calls, 5 bullsh*t lawsuits, 4 new vacancies, 3 feuding tenants, 2 frozen pipes, and a squatter who is living for free.On the eleventh day of Xmas my rental gave to me: 11 days without heat, 10 city violations, 9 new work orders, 8 spots a leaking, 7 reasons for no rent, 6 midnight phone calls, 5 bullsh*t lawsuits, 4 new vacancies, 3 feuding tenants, 2 frozen pipes, and a squatter who is living for free.On the twelfth day of Xmas my rental gave to me: 12 nights putting my tenant up in a hotel, 11 days without heat, 10 city violations, 9 new work orders, 8 spots a leaking, 7 reasons for no rent, 6 midnight phone calls, 5 bullsh*t lawsuits, 4 new vacancies, 3 feuding tenants, 2 frozen pipes, and a squatter who is living for free.Anybody else got a fun song to share?