Handyman after guest vacates replaces toilet, breaks old toilet to find vape in toilet.  

Take the toilet out without damaging it, put a sanitary cover over waste hole, put toilet on shower floor.

The property is off grid, but already set up with solar and a compost toilet and things of that nature.

There is something called a "wet wall" that the pipes go through behind the toilet and sink or wherever pipes are.

Water from the well has sediments and water forms a yellow lining in toilet.

More glasses, plates, bowels etc.You need bigger pans as well.

You do not want to be taking 2AM calls at night about a clogged toilet from across the US.

Looking for a turn around scanrio is an ego pleaser, makes for a great story if it works, but high risk it will never pan out the way you thought.

Do you like people and handling renters and toilets? 

I had tenants that stopped paying rent for 2 years in NY during the pandemic and we couldn't kick them out, i've had tenants move out and leave someone squatting and NY made it impossible to evict them so I had to pay them off, i've had tenants destroy their apartments before they moved out (maggots in the fridge, flushing their kids toys down the toilet etc) so i've dealt with real difficulty.