Also if an appraiser is being paid for a general report they can massage numbers to make the person ordering it happy.

My journey to BP actually began last October, when I was trying to find information and resources about REI but I didn't sign-up or anything because I was busy working on my professional massage therapy license and starting a new job in admin.

Alright, I have tried to massage my way through this and politely explain the difficulty with Quit Claim deeds in Texas which you obviously know nothing about.

@Ericka Grant thank you, exactly what I was looking for...just need to massage that into the FL way of doing things.

Don't massage the numbers to fit the return you want. 

Some of these will need to be massaged and adapted to be compliant and legal in your area.

This decision again is based on the female as most men don’t take candlelit bubble baths or require a pulsating massage.

Right now, I am going to school for Massage Therapy, but being as that is a very physical job, I would only work about 20 hours a week after I get my license, and I am wanting to do real estate sales on the side.

I spend less time massaging numbers and never borrow money.

Other then that, we get into the ridiculous but effective, like smokin hot massage girls, free vegas trips WITH the smokin hot massage girls........... uhm, did I say smokin hot massage girls.