Maybe a guest gift of hot chocolate, wild rice and smore supplies.

But not without having all water at possibly 3 times the cost of bottled water (just a wild guess) and huge energy and infrastructure demands.

Now, if the Miller's are able to pay to have a cost segregation study performed and able to get 20% of their depreciable base into the 5 year bucket, 2% into the 7 year bucket and 20% into the 15 year bucket (wild examples that are not benchmarks, just using for this discussion) then that would accelerate a massive amount of depreciation and (depending on a lot of other factors) could allow them to legally claim a loss on their personal/applicable returns in the first 5-7 years (guessing) even though they may be actually cash flowing and having the tenants pay down the mortgage.

:https://www.wweek.com/news/city/2019/06/19/portland-city-council-passes-new-tenant-protections-aimed-at-helping-people-with-criminal-histories/Here is the link. this is really wild. 

(Of course, this wildly varies with specific location, condition, etc.

The weather is not kind most of the year, but there are areas that are breath taking in their wild lonely beauty. 

Back then, it was more of a wild wild west mentality.

Combo of the above.Right now really excited about the present where my W2 earned income after taxes is wildly surpassed with  my cash flow.  

There were at a minimum, 100,000 cockroaches running wild in the home up and down the walls, up your pants leg, etc., when I finally got back into the home to secure it.

Until you have had one of these types of tenants you haven't lived, it gets pretty wild.