Per unit of weight and volume there's no comparison. 

I would be getting crushed under the weight of this game.And I'm not even talking here about the importance of building the close relationships I have with my main contractors.

@Michael Baradell this is kind of a weighted question.

If so, what type/breed, age and weight? 

@Michelle Eisenberg Obviously, I am biased, but CPAs (just like other service professionals) are worth their weight in gold.

No PM worth their weight in cow dung would call the Landlord for advice.You should absolutely evict at the earliest possible chance.

I'll be working to increase my stock, bond, REIT and note allocation over the coming years, so that my allocation isn't so heavily weighted towards real estate (the opposite of your situation).

They clearly put too much weight on them and they ripped away from the wall.

If you're good with people leasing agents are worth their weight in gold (although under compensated).

Neither of these arguments carry any weight in this context when you compare it to what certain tenants have had to endure.