Vacant, you can place your own tenants, let me know if you want it. 2901 E 121st St. 

On such a cheap property that’s not e $2-3k I would be trying to save.

For what it's worth, some ideas I've seen pitched are grocery bundles (e.g. a breakfast bundle for 2-4 people with eggs, bacon, bagels, cream cheese, and OJ all pre-stocked in the fridge), meal kits, a pre-stocked drink fridge, charcuterie boards, premium coffee selection, bike/e-bike/scooter/kayak/canoe rentals, video game consoles, upgraded work-from-home office amenities (e.g. oversized computer monitor), etc.I'm not a lawyer, but cocktail kits, bottles of wine, local craft beer, and other alcoholic items seem like they would fall into a grey area from liability perspective. 

Being a LL is not for everyone and thats ok....if the juice aint worth the squeeze to you, then sell them and move on to something that isFor the "my Vangard is making 30% a year" comment.... you realize that isnt normal and wont last forever, right?

Quick google search i found on the 1040 tax return, schedule E,line 12.

I have an understanding of my numbers, capital needs, etc. but would love to see a few example presentations or PDFs that folks have put together to get my juices flowing. 

Quote from @Nanci E Keate: I just completed the weekend program for $350 and as a newbie, I don't feel it was a rip-off.

What is the real benefit of claiming your short-term rental income in Schedule E?

Quote from @Chuck E.: Just curious, how long are they giving you to get compliant?

One would want to double and triple check the title company and the escrow officer NOT BY E Mail by phone and If needed you ask who their underwriter is and then call a CA title company you may know that has the  same underwriter and ask them to verify this company is real.