So, offering them to just anyone and everyone will slow down our operation so unfortunately just freely offering our resources isn't feasible.Not comparing us to Apple haha but if someone wanted to build an iPhone themselves, I doubt Apple would give them contact details to their supplier in China or bank contacts in Ireland to avoid US taxes lol 

It's comparing apples to oranges, you literally went from a 5-day work week to complete remote work and housing as the #1 sought after target for any individual in America. 

I want to buy a property in a USDA eligible area, it has an apple orchard and small farmland.

Take a look at Reno, it's is a solid area for rentals because of the limited new construction, tech and manufacturing jobs moving to the area (Tesla, Apple, Switch etc.) along with the lithium loop of mining and recycling to manufacturing batteries and vehicles.  

Sure, lots of homes get hit by tornadoes... but there are 1.7 million homes for the tornado to choose from... so if a couple of hundred homes are impacted by tornadoes in a year, that is 0.00011% of the houses in Oklahoma getting hit... but just like hurricanes it makes for great tv coverage, so it's easy to see where you would try to worry about it.  

Quote from @Glen Wiley:and for some people going from punching a keyboard and sipping Starbucks, to changing dirty sheets, cleaning other people's toilets, and putting up with all the customer service craziness is not as fun as it looks on TV.

bay area is very niche because home appreciation is not following standard metric like population but following tech stock market index.in reality everyone in the world by purchasing apple and using google is pretty much generating wealth transfer from people in the world to people living in bay area.

As others have mentioned, consider borrowing from your 401k plan instead.For those comparing the returns from passive investing in stocks and bonds with active investing in real estate, that is comparing apples to oranges. 

I guess there's "one bad apple" in the batch.  

He would hang at the winery and engage for those coming in for tastings I had many a half sober conversation with him about his being the first late night TV guy.. pretty interesting dude.