It's a gorgeous loft with beautiful furniture, lighting, great location, and below market rate but I still can't find a tenant.

maybe some light repairs after the tenant moves in...so your first few years are typically stabilization, and you investing into the property. 

My take - find a light value add property and househack. 

Purchase price: $1,435,000 Cash invested: $3,010,600 Sale price: $8,400,000 We identified multiple lots around the light rail system in WA, where we felt that properties are going toincrease in value significantly, these lots were re-zoned from SFH to multi-family (MUR35mostly), we have developed, permitted and starting to build: 8849 Midvale Ave N, Seattle – Two combined lots, zoned for multifamily where we built 12 townhomes

Someone you can trust.Start small – Aim for a light cosmetic flip on your first go so you don’t get overwhelmed with a full rehab.Hit me up if you need anything.

Purchase price: $1,435,000 Cash invested: $3,010,600 Sale price: $8,400,000 We identified multiple lots around the light rail system in WA, where we felt that properties are going toincrease in value significantly, these lots were re-zoned from SFH to multi-family (MUR35mostly), we have developed, permitted and starting to build: 8849 Midvale Ave N, Seattle – Two combined lots, zoned for multifamily where we built 12 townhomes 23007 55th Ave W, Mountlake Terrace – 7 townhouses in a walking distance from thelight rail station, in planning stages with the city of Mountlake Terrace, WA

Yes, I hate seeing the suffering but I am a professional solution profiter, I make $ off solving problems so MORE problems is a giant blue light special. 

Light framing, drywall, flooring, bathrooms and kitchens.

You can always get another sales job, but are you on commission now with light salary or salary?

I seriously looked into Colombia some years ago and mildly looked into Cuba and even Venezuela and Argentina lightly.