Now that I'm in full body itch mode, thank you, that does resemble many of the vacants that I've seen.

And -- that their lives don't resemble my own."

She's cooking for him down there, washing his leopard-print briefs in a shared laundry, OF COURSE he's the kind that audibly grunts out every bowel movement and bellows his way through coitus.And when he's there he's ALWAYS there, as he is obviously allergic to anything resembling gainful employment, the maintenance requests are now coming at a 3x clip as everything easiiy breakable down there is trashed, the friend wearing the cut also comes over on his motorcycle...yep.Next time lesbians, Adam.

With Nashville traffic getting worst by he day it seems, I want to be able to get to my properties after work and still have some resemblance of a life.  

You'll need a specialty lender who will finance it with something resembling a car loan.  

Forced appreciation is generally highly correlated with active management, some time component that resembles a job, or both.  

Perhaps creative financing is a way to break in with this seller at a price that may be closer to what he wants.Anyway, the above is purely for illustration with no guarantee it resembles anything you may want to pursue.

Put the lipstick on one of them, but leave the other to resemble what's typical for the area.

Clearly, you really just want the positive feedback and any comments that resemble a critique should be left at the door.  

Make sure you aren't getting a product that resembles lipstick on a pig.