In the mobile home park world, Fannie/Freddie Loans start at $1m and Conduit products start at $2m, assuming the park meets occupancy, number of TOH, and other requirements.

Alexa now being a part of the finished product. 

I'm not sure I want to keep wasting my time providing beautiful housing and excellent service to tenants who don't give a sh*t, spending each and every weekend crawling around in attics and crawlspaces of rentals with no time to even do my own laundry, or testifying at city council meetings--literally getting personally insulted by council members in the process--after waiting 6 hours a pop just to do my civic duty.  

Beasley excellent question.

On another note, you may also want to consider looking at a lender ;) that has motgage products geared specifically towards real estate investors since essentially that is what you are gearing up to do.

An example: I've found a good deal (I've run it through the BP calculator and the numbers are excellent).

I think it sounds like a nice product if you are planning on owning for a long time.

This lot price seems way high for what the market demands [350k for a finished product].

FICO scores count all pulls as one if all the inquires are within 14 days of each other and for similar loan products.

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