They spend 11 minutes listening to conversations about text messages, "he said", "The place looked worse when I moved in", "My dog didn't mean to chew up the molding", "The neighbor called me fat", "That carpet was nasty", "My mom was sick so I couldn't pay because her dog needed attention", "He said the grass was soft".

There are many things to consider in this document including local and state laws governing not only this type of contract, but also governing landlord tennant laws as well.You will have to put consideration into the deal for it to be binding (in most states).

Unfortunately it was all a big fat lie..

I too am mostly interested in only my local market for rehab flip opportunities and they have to be fat spreads with exit values above $300k.

"Pigs get fat, hogs get the knife first" in the market place. 

M-F at 530am.

Why workout when you can take a blue pill and it will burn your fat away while it helps smooth your skin.  

They're the fat burning pills of the Real Estate Industry.

That seems high but he knows I'm in a bind. 

Puts dollars in my pockets, and takes fat out of my stomach.If I need to go more than a few miles or the weather is horrible, I also drive a Toyota Corolla.