I still think about his "pink elephant" stories, and his stories were nowhere near what yours are. 

The property appraisers office has the the property value listed at just under $20,000 but because the home was built in 1930's and might need some inside work, it might be less than that but the big advantages is that it's on a paved road right inside town and near commercial properties, heck even if I could make $5000 profit from the sale after I took possession, I would be tickled pink.

I have a house with original linoleum in perfect condition with pink flowers from the 1970's. 

Do you want a pink living room or a packed garage? 

The only way the lender can sell you a loan/home they don't own is through a deed in lieu of foreclosure, where the lender and the borrower agree to forego the foreclosure process and just hand over the proverbial pink slip, and both walk away.

As long as the politicians in DC insist on funding nonsense like $500k to study cocaine use in quails, $3 million to watch hamsters fight, or $48 billion on unnecessary or fraudulent medical claims, I won't bat an eyelash on giving them as little money as possible.

If the insulation is sprayfoam or polystyrene (pink or blue stuff) then you will get a vapor retard to some level. 

If your heart isn't in it anymore, it might be time to pack it up before someone forces you to buy the set of pinks and greens. 

I had one tenant with pink hair dye stains..For glass top stoves turn the burners on to examine for cracks.

BUNK BEDS and 2 tall narrow white and pink dressers with a kid sized play table and chairs in the room + a toybox.Seven year old gets the top bunk.You could keep the kids in one room (and let them play together in there as THEIR play place) until they beg for bunk beds because their friends have them and they are fun.2 girls, a link for you (a lot of girls desire these deeply): https://www.breyerhorses.com/Good Luck!