Although I agreed with everyone's feedback that her proposition was slimy, I thought I would give it a try and told her I'd give her $2000 if my offer was accepted.In my mind I was only taking my maximum allowable offer and reducing it by $2000 to take her commission into consideration.Let me tell you what the $2000 cheese got me from the rat.

Government cheese and powered milk.  

Who moved my cheese?

The Swiss Cheese model is a model used for determining how accidents are caused.

I've been going through it since and it has more holes than Swiss cheese.

I paid $8 for a bagel with steak and cheese one morning.

And, again, these are Mom and Pops, not big institutionally-owned properties.).If everyone wants to (chase the cheese) looking for the unicorn in today's market that is fine just do not expect brokers to work on long shot stuff with little payouts.This stuff was a lot more prolific at the bottom of market cycles as landlords had a headache and were not making any money.

Car sales, insurance, real estate, self checkout at the grocery store, and retail,etc.The largest taxi company in the world doesn’t own any cars (uber).The largest hotel company in the world owns no properties (AirBNB).If you can think of an industry someone in Silicon Valley is trying to move your cheese.  

Spencer Johnson to share with him the handout we were provided by your company directing us to download the entirety of his book, Who Moved My Cheese? 

Maybe a Check-E-Cheese event?