Although I agreed with everyone's feedback that her proposition was slimy, I thought I would give it a try and told her I'd give her $2000 if my offer was accepted.In my mind I was only taking my maximum allowable offer and reducing it by $2000 to take her commission into consideration.Let me tell you what the $2000 cheese got me from the rat.

Who moved my cheese?

The Swiss Cheese model is a model used for determining how accidents are caused.

I've been going through it since and it has more holes than Swiss cheese.

I paid $8 for a bagel with steak and cheese one morning.

Government cheese and powered milk.  

Maybe a Check-E-Cheese event?

Spencer Johnson to share with him the handout we were provided by your company directing us to download the entirety of his book, Who Moved My Cheese? 

You’re forgetting the $30,000 “exclusive mastermind” group and the pointless SDIRA along with the irrevocable trust used for no assets hahahaBy the way, up the limit on your credit cards because it’s only 30% API and as soon as you make money with the turnkey dog S#%@ property I sell you, you can pay the credit card back hahaA few folks just got done with those scheme $50m fine Small fine for how much cheese they made… 

He is not poverty stricken, so there is absolutely no free government cheese for me.