If you have a maintenance emergency, call your handyperson, if you have a cleaning emergency, call your cleaner and give the guests a gift card to go to dinner while the cleaner gets over there to clean.

A 30 second search of single family homes around Charlotte under $250k yielded 353 results on the Realtor app, which is kind of like asking your significant other what they want for dinner and getting "food" as a response. 

If you start small with a core group of people you get along with and have rapport with, and then ask those folks to recommend others (other investors, contractors, attorneys, etc.) then I think that’s a great way to grow into the market.The RI real estate investor group has explicit networking events maybe twice a year - they just had a networking dinner last month and there’s usually one in late August - so those are obviously good occasions to make new connections, but really after any meeting is a good time to start meeting folks.

Dinner is on me if we meet in person.

You might want to contact a local eviction attorney and offer to buy them free lunch or dinner and have them look over your contract and chain of events so far.

Not in the contract, as I do not need permission to give out a steak dinner.

After getting rejected on the duplex house hacking idea 2 years ago, I’ve now been listening to the BP Podcasts out loud while cooking dinner to let her know I’m interested in it so she wasn’t totally surprised when I broached the subject last week and asked when she thought we should get into it.

When they get back to my places they just want to drink beer, cook dinner, and go to bed.

Nothing puts a damper on Thanksgiving Dinner faster than having to evict Uncle Charlie then ask to "pass the potatoes".Folks will always try to help a friend having little concern for the impact it will have on your bottom line.

I've never had 30 years of squirrel damage in an attic, or standing water with mold winking back at me on all the walls and doors, as the spiders and mosQuitos invite me for dinner...