We do outsource laundry, so a company will come and pick everything up, wash and fold it once or twice a week for $1.75 a pound.

We're approaching the same point in the near future.We bought our first house in England, and slowly improved it so that by the time we returned to the US, we had some profit...and the pound to dollar rate had also improved, thankfully. 

@Max Householder You don't look like you weigh 800 pounds!

The postman drives up everyday, and unpacks 2 pounds of prepacked paper waste. 

LOTS of people have pets.We simply use a one-time pet deposit fee (non-refundable) and limit it to a cat or a less-than-25 pound dog.We've not had an issue yet.We make them sign a Pet Addendum which lays out requirements like carpet cleaning  and flea and tick treatment prior to move out.Best of luck!

If they do, you can cut them a check and dismiss the case before it ever gets to court, until that time they can pound sand!

Your basically asking what hammer should I use to pound in this nail, a Stiletto, an Estwing or a Husky.

Being in sales, I know a lot of people say they're going to pound the pavement, cold calling, knocking on doors, ect. but I only know one guy that really does, day in and day out.

Don't be penny wise and pound foolish. 

The cast iron tub is almost 350 pounds!