Clean as though you planned to entertain the Queen.

I would entertain funding via my SDIRA account.

This would make my wait times at places much more entertaining.

I am only inquiring so that if I should ever entertain another property I could avoid a repeat of this unpleasant situation.

It sure did have enough entertainment to fill a half hour though.

very rarely will they(the judge) entertain that "house is horrible crap". they will have til the end of day to pay rent or face eviction(2 more weeks) i never needed a lawyer, and never lost!

The lot has utilities to it, but not on it, there is no current infrastructure there for additional homes, mobile or otherwise.The additional lot is vacant because the Seller hasn’t taken any steps in the past 7 years to do anything with it, he thought he’d put more mobile homes on it or create a self-storage unit facility on it, but hasn’t got around to accomplishing that.As to the owner carry, the Seller has entertained an owner carry in the past, he does require a strong down, your 30% would be adequate enough I believe, he would probably like a sooner balloon than 5 years, but he’d consider all options.This is what I just got back.

Out of respect for the broker, if you're going to shop on your own too, I would disclose who you're going to so they don't approach that lender (if they do have a relationship with them).Even though I'm out of state, I would actually entertain taking a crack at your loan. 

BP, So, I'm trying to get a deal off the MLS and this agent, after telling me that her client is motivated, tells me she needs a "proof of funds" in order to entertain any offer.

Newly divorced people tend to engage in reckless behavior like excess drinking, partying, "entertaining" guests that are mentally unstable, move jobs, etc.