There is a distinct difference between a "service dog" and a "therapy or emotional support" animal.

If you are priced same as everyone else but offer a free gym membership, free lawn care, all utilities included, and Friday back massages ("C") it will be rented in 5 minutes. 

I’ve been self-employed for over 10 years (musician, massage therapist, landscaping, admin type consulting, data entry, catering, bartending, etc.) and somehow real estate has never been on my radar… until now!!

No alcohol, gambling, massage or suntanning facilities, but everything else is fair game.

No matter how much we massage the numbers they do not lie

DO NOT allow yourself to do any "retail therapy".

Might be suitable for other things like massage/physical therapy, yoga/dance, etc.

Of course if you massage those three as many an attorney has you come up with a legitimate holding period of anywhere between 2 days (dec 31 - Jan 1) and 730 days.So while longer is better there is no statutory holding period and there could always be circumstances where a hold period of shorter (or longer) would be appropriate.

Dont massage the numbers to make it work.

It takes about two months of training to be certified as a financial planner and two years to be certified as a massage therapist .