His entertainment comprised of an old tube TV with bunny ears.  

We also do newspaper, TV, radio, bandit signs, etc, and buy from wholesalers.  

Just to set you at ease, JAGs are not out in the field as seen on TV, you're at a Division level (Army) or higher, not many bullets fly in that area.

These people are superstitious and have asked us about spirits in the house because the TV has "turned itself on" a couple times before.

You don't need to invent the next facebook, that is a fantasy perpetuated by tv.

What I'm getting at is sometimes those tv shows make the work look so quick and straightforward, but how comfortable do you feel with it?

All that's left is the mayor and maybe council people with a few cops and the cast from Night Court(the tv series, so to state). 

You really want them to not be "distracted" so that they can focus on the solution that we're offering to their problem.I am not a psychologist, but I play one on TV... er, I mean, BP.

Whereas a single mother who puts a weekend on the town with her girlfriends and a flat screen tv in the living room ahead of her responsibilities doesn't deserve the same respect.

You may assume that I am all angry and red-faced when answering you when in reality, I am laughing my head off while watching a comedy on TV and just typing during the commercials.