I then spent months training her how to search titles of foreclosures my way (even chief title officers don't always know the ins and outs of buying at an auction).To make matters worse, many title searchers these days have spent their entire careers searching title using a title plant where they punch in the AP number or address and the system spits out a report showing the liens on title.

Do you need to plant grass, too?

The likely cause is too much chlorine or other chemicals fom the water treatment plant. 

The City did an inspection and cited me for 1,300+ violations ranging from the texture on walls not uniform to the dusty window ledge.

But we will be removing popcorn ceilings and all flooring after texture and paint is complete.

Dude is aiming for a freaking level 5 smooth finish and what I want is a level 3 rental finish at this point and please use that texture machine that is been sitting there rented in the garage for three weeks now. 

Can you compromise by planting flowers and using mulch rather than sod?

Son works at a truck trailer plant as a mounter making $2000/mo (not verified yet) but has only been there for a month. 

Not to nit-pick the house but to connect with them somewhat on why they want to sell the house and also to subtlely plant seeds to let them know they aren't going to get a retail price for the property.

Plus about two dozen plants growing in a bedroom with the windows painted black.Cops told me it probably wouldn't have been long before some really bad guys kicked in the door, stole all the dope and money, and maybe shot some people.