Following the eviction I chose a woman with three daughters through housing (Section 8).

BP was smart to bring a large group of team members so they had enough man/woman power. 

After analyzing over a hundred multi-homes in San Diego County, the only one I could find under a million dollars that didn't need a total gut job was an hour outside of the city in the cute little town of Julian.

There is a Pommie woman that goes there daily so we can't bash them

This is not a babysitter, but a professional daycare provider and small buisness-woman.

Your Disneyland version is cute, but hardly reality.

All this other stuff "I'm successful because I married the best woman on the planet" is just made up excuses by poor people to make them less inclined to blow their brains out.

Why let another man or woman teach me their beliefs about God.

We could stay at @Bob Bowling 's house and pick up a shack or two while we're there...That's a cute dog, Bob!

When I called the court house the woman I spoke with didn't mention a fee for the Sheriff but that doesn't mean there isn't one.