these bastards are resilient, and even if you kill them, there's babies in the walls, meaning i'll have to kill another generation of them...hoping you guys might know a 'little known' trick or something..any ideas??

I'm ready to take my first baby step. 

Does this vehicle look like a home on wheels, with garbage bags filled with clothes, a crying baby and a cat in the back window?

It might have been that they were trying to avoid bankruptcy or foreclosure, they had a baby on the way, a relative got sick etc.

That sounds like you are a bit stuck in "traditional" thinking, and I want to disrupt that before you throw the baby out with the bath water. 

The reason this is Plan B is because I’m not cash flowing anything on this house (see below the $247 annual cash flow this baby would throw off), so I’m basically treading water for 30 years while I pay it off.

What about the 70 million baby boomers in the U.S.?

One of the guys in top management at Equity Trust talks about starting an SD Roth IRA for his newborn at less than 1 hour old.

Where are the Baby Boomers moving to that sell them their first home?

He went on and on, how we could get 16%-36% ROI and how his team are cracked  experts, experienced, they know how to find the "good ones" and, how its guaranteed safe, safe as newborn tucked in under his mothers bosom (my words not his); you get the point.So, after about an hour of this he went in for the kill.