But the ones we inherited with a purchase were obviously nothing more than a warm body thrown in to collect rent. 

Since it doesn't reflect current zoning, you may be able to go before a historical committee/city council governing body to have it removed - and if not, to court where a judge can rule on the intent and usefulness of the restriction.  

I can guess that would be a topic of discussion at EVERY female gathering and you would be vilified (this of course is the perspective of the male!)

Now I know why you want Simplisafe in your places - it's not for guarding tools but for ensnaring otherworldly bodies :D

Working as a laborer, your body will be destroyed.

@Devin James as a newly married female in her late 20s that chose with my husband early on in our relationship that our financial foundation was very important, I’d say skip the $5k ring.

@Dakota Rholetter I'm a guy and as long as you don't see any personal and financial reason as to having a mixed (male and female) living in your sfr, I'll go with it.

The rent is cheap enough to attract many renters and I can then select the ones I like (single ppl, preferable single female).

http://omg.viralnova.com/dead-body-inside-auctioned-house/

They are looking for female house flippers who work in the Newark, New Jersey area.