This place is like drinking from a firehose.

I should probably just go to Vegas, I hear at least you get free drinks.

As a college student it's not always easy to eat healthy but I've started being way more intentional about eating plenty of fresh, organic produce,  cutting down on  my sugar intake, and abstaining from the consumption of alcohol.

I buy between 1 and 8 drinks (depending on who I owe a drink to) every month.  100s of dollars, literally down the toilet.  

You just have more crime there than other residential neighborhoods because you've got all the bars (alcohol, drunken fights) and a larger percentage of the homeless population which represents a decent portion of the violent crime there.See: Who is to blame for ‘aggressive behavior’ by homeless people downtown?

As far as generalizing , contractors seem to be looked down upon ad beer drinking , lazy , dishonest idiots with no financial sense that are always looking to rip someone off .

You and your dumb friends are drinking Captain and Cokes out of them and Chad drops one on the cement floor and it shatters.Then you two get a divorce, why should she have to lose that because Chad has butter fingers?

I walked around the back to find him drinking a beer watering the garden.

(I never got to play sports) Your "growing up" will happen like drinking water from a fire hose. 

Fourteen grand grand and counting, everybody's drinking your blood.