Which would ruin you confidence in humanity and ruin her credit...... again.

This sounds absurd since I've owned the property for 2 years already.

It’s human nature to give business to folks you like, so put yourself out there face to face, not just on social media 

This seemed absurd on multiple reasons: 1) what if I changed PMs in the last 5 years? 

Human experience, discernment, ai won't be able to do this until ai is all but sentient itself and at that point I think our bigger problem is ai itself. 

I've been recently quoted 10%, seems a bit steep...Not the most absurd I’ve heard - MF purchases 5+ units will typically range in the 9% range, especially if you are shopping wholesale lenders and not local commercial banks.

This, apparently, was an absurd request because all of the sudden the ‘director’ got super aggressive stating that if I don’t sign immediately then I’m not committed to my success and don’t really want it as much as I said I do, that if I don’t sign now, it shows them that I’m not serious, can’t make big decisions by myself, that I’m not the guy they thought I was, and that they’ll have to rescind my acceptance (which they did).

Oh the humanity!

The locals who realize that this IS inevitable have been cashing-in and seeing absurd returns on their investment.

You're human.