But you also assume the OP was not going to understand it was a joke AND not read my entire post AND blindly follow advice from some yahoo on the internet. 

I was blind-sided with the news that my recently bought two-family home is legally a SINGLE FAMILY dwelling. 

As someone who has stayed in way too many airbnb's, if you don't have a knack for decorating, or are color blind, enlist the help of a friend who has those skills or hire an interior design student.

To almost everyone I talk to there seems to be this vibe of throwing darts at the wall in a pitch black room while blind folded after being spun around a few times.

They also have a good cabinet mix including lazy susans, corner cabs, corner blinds, pantry, and so forth.These cabinets are already cheap, but they often go 20% off. 

I have posted this elsewhere, but it seems to fit well here too:American Pension Service's Newsletter on UBIT From David HanickI spoke with David a few years back when we were setting up a blind pool fund to see if certain transactions would trigger pro rata UBIT.

You need to have local partners to help you out and would not want to go in blind now esp with the sanctions situation.

In effect, both investors receive passive income from their individual investments… but unlike blind-pools, they maintain direct and frequent communications with the “fund manager”.

Tears my toenails since I still work full time and carefully plan to be at the rental unit at least 10 minutes early for every appointment to make certain the air/heat is on (so the applicant can see that it works), blinds are open, etc..

I have never held a license for any state, but I think this would a good way to help get me started so I'm not going in totally blind.