I have it posted for $850.00 a month on Zillow, Apartments, Facebook, and Craigslist (when I say fully furnished, I mean everything including pots, pans, etc.).

Think about the timing of this scenario (there are many): current guest checks out at 11 am and next guest is arriving in at 3 pm, the cleaning person who starts cleaning at 11 am discovers a broken kitchen faucet or a running toilet around 11:45 am.

Learned how to fix a sink and change a toilet!

I have not invested with him so I cannot comment on how his projects have panned out.I recommend asking him for some referrals from investors.

I don't want a 2am call the toilet is leaking.

Your potential return is unlimited, but for this you get to deal with toilets, tenants, and termites.

They will make him wish he had never been born :-)https://www.wikihow.com/Report-Employers-Who-Hire-Illegal-Im...Also, based on a recent thread regarding how pretty much anyone with a pulse and eyeballs can be a contractor in PA, I would bet there is no agency to report said contractor to with any teeth to suspend their said toilet paper license. 

Such returns never pan out and these guarantees are long gone.

But, if an upstairs toilet leaks on their bed, you are not going to replace it, that is what renters insurance is for. 

Our tenant called us and said the handle on their toilet broke.