He told me to call in sick and come to the training lol but then he handed me his personal copy of the phone script that he had been using during his presentation.

This could be a single person who has their brokers license or a larger brokerage like Keller Williams.

I personally like radiators, especially steam because the heating system is simple!

Further, if someone communicates the volume must be turned down or off, that person wins.

More like one person on the HOA is opposed.  

The person leaving the trailer there is just to store it there.

Hard money lenders focus more on the property’s value rather than your personal debt to income ratio (which traditional banks use) allowing for quicker approval and funding.

However, I have found local property managers to be very helpful in stating whether an area was difficult to rent, what the market rents were, and even personally knowing some of the tenants of buildings I was considering.

Personally I think this is where a lot of sale lease back programs fail the seller.

My recommendation would be to engage an investment property focused realtor (not a general residential realtor) and let that person guide you through the process from pre-qualification to market/property valuation and selection.