If you are opposed to the CCW I would look at carrying pepper spray. 

And pepper spray...lots and lots of pepper spray.

It is all in thr pepper work.  

Yeah, there's somebody that has peppered signs all over North and West Metro area from Broomfield as far down as South Lakewood, that I've seen.  

Salt and pepper granite is not a hot commodity.

I feel my brain growing.This came to be because I incorporated investment language in my cover letters and peppered it into my job interviews.

Lenders will be peppering you with questions and more documentation up until the day you close generally. 

Do you have 20 spices or just Salt and Pepper?  

Who brings the Pepper (???)

Back when I was first doing mortgages, when my forehead wasn't a fivehead and these gray hairs peppering my beard were red, they would also charge a rate/fee hit for not having an escrow account, and I was told it was a "regulatory fee," and believed that too.