This spectacle has turned religion into a carnival sideshow.

Surely you could spring for a 4 day Carnival Cruise.I'm not sure you can figure out who makes the millionth post, you could just randomly select someone like the Publisher's Clearing House awards.Need to put the PR folks on it now, Time Magazine has timing requirements for publishing!

I was born in Belize City and Did carnival in Brazil for my 25th birthday.

Her pitch was a step above carnival barking but at a point she said "ok, I'm in over my head, give me just 1 minute" and next thing I knew her sponsors sponser what-ever was on the line and it was a name I recognized, knew others I knew, and didn't do the carnival barking.

These include the Stowe Winter Carnival, Stowe Arts Festival and the Stowe Mountain Film Festival.

One day I ditched a class, entered and won the Hairiest Chest Competition on the Carnival Miracle.

That's cute, but no matter who or what I am, it doesn't change the fact that your management style leaves much to be desired, and that you're a morally bankrupt carnival barker with your little YouTube "show." 

If the sellers are turning this into a carnival and they want you in the center ring...  

Somehow the spirit of the law of personal property is beneath only the most craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naffs, dankish clack-dish plonkers and gormless crook-pates that are the undoing of your sanity.Any hopes of finding amiable human beings with which to conduct basic, honest business have gradually replaced themselves with the image of a dark carnival of dread-bolted fobbing, clapper-clawed flirt-gills.

I would put half of it on carnival at that time and invest the rest in 3 to 4 properties in my area.