I have found that the returns match or beat the returns from active investing and it's easy to figure out why - I am hiring professional asset managers to manage all aspects of my investment. 

As a realtor myself, I’m open to any referrals or suggestions on who might be interested in such a distinctive property. 

Being 1.5hrs of NYC gives you a lot of options, even Long Island (which typically has more options for public commute into NYC).Give me a shout if you'd like to chat more, I have a handful of case studies on my site as well from deals I've closed/brokered that match the househacking criteria you're aiming for. 

If you still need help, feel free to try BiggerPocket's Lender Match tool (currently in beta). 

I love the fact that you can create rules that match the bank feed so that you don't have to "book" each and every transaction that comes through.

I have ample credit history (and the score to match).

That was what I thought and it matched my availability and asset sustainment needs.  

Well, okay a bit of an exaggeration, but they are distinctly different skill sets.The problem is you believe you've already achieved and I'm not sure you could tolerate someone else being the brain of the operation.

So far every booking guest's ID address matches their VRBO physical address.

Do the fees listed above appear to match what I am required to pay per the contract terms above?