I talk to lots of landlords and property owners and the mailers they get are among their biggest irritations.  

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This sort of thing irritates me to death.

They even agreed to frame their offer as a "Short Pay", which is a less restrictive version of a Short Sale.But I can't quite come up with the exact process to get this closed, and the mortgage holder is starting to get irritated.  

Sorry if I came off harsh as I sometimes get irritated when people advocate operating unethically ( because future new investors will read this post and have the same thoughts ) so thats why I just felt it my obligation to make that mention.  

You may still decide to buy using the 1% rule, but at least you would have chosen it after you have done ALL your analysis.Inevitably, I use the IRR. It

Things like this can irritate me as well. 

If they make it through these then I might ask for something to be changed if the project can be done slightly differently, again irritation, rudeness,  etc and they get cut.

I find it irritating that it will be a month before anyone can even show it even though I know the current renters are moving out. 

I am very irritable....A few questions; I believe there is a 5% chance that this loan is not yet dead.