I spent some time on google and could not find a company which could print these up on a pad so I could walk door by door peeling and sticking.

@William H.Do a delayed sale and purchase, closing in 7 mo, use a lease for 7 months, large down payment.

There are 2 types of pads.

Smoke remediation requires cleaning not only the surface smoke, but also all that permeates into the HVAC system, ductwork, crevices, openings from electrical and plumbing, ventilation units, light fixtures, appliances, cabinetry, countertops, carpeting, carpet pads, walls, and woodwork.

Take a pad and pen.

But baseboard, drywall, carpet, pad all should be replaced. 

Yellow letters are the most popular, and as @Christopher Phillips said "It's supposed to look like someone sent a handwritten letter on a yellow note pad."

@Albert Bui is one of those cool kids and is just going to start calling his primary residence baller pad over 500k loan a business place.

If you happen to live in a city where there is an airline hub, you can make a killing with "crash pads".

Previous this was a cat and mouse game with plaintiff and defendant.