Have your CPA write something up for you (couple of pages would probably suffice) that just covers the basics about selling investment properties and put a short article in there by your preferred accommodator.

My friend and his wife are moving down to Albuquerque with their 5 young children, so they would be looking for a house that would accommodate a large family.  

You can tell them you'll be happy to pro-rate the rent if they help accommodate your showing schedule. 

In most cases you want the filter as close to the furnace as possible unless the furnace is not easily accessible (furnace in attic or crawl) in which case you’d have a specialized return air grill that can accommodate a filter.

Insider Tip: Here’s a quick litmus test to see if your property could accommodate a card system: What percentage of your residents pay rent online, with a credit card or with a check?

if the numbers work to remediate go for it, if not then obviously don't go thru with the deal or try and negotiate to accommodate the added expense

You've been very accommodating by putting them in hotels.  

You already have enough headaches with student housing without accommodating partying.If tenant D (I think) knew she could lose her housing for smoking pot, she may have been much more discreet.  

All but one of the live events are free to attend although you are responsible for transportation and accommodations (educational tax write off!).

If I was investing in ROT, I would try and make my house nicer than anything out there and the most accommodating.