I’m just joking around mate hehe  I figured as much but I think I may just not be sufficiently accustomed to Aussie humor lol

You should be able to find some good options on here so long as appraisal is sufficient and DSCR min is met 

There is extra sleeping in the twin-sized daybed in the foyer area or on the comfortable sleeper sofa the Wild Dunes Golf Resort, located just 20 minutes from historic Charleston!

There is extra sleeping in the twin-sized daybed in the foyer area or on the comfortable sleeper sofa in the living room.

Once you buy that first property you need no one but yourself and determination if it means you miss 3 hours or 4 hours of sleep to analyse the market do it .

When I do my own units, should I charge a really low price to my own property to make it self sufficient as it would then cover its own expenses, or should I charge the regular full price for cleaning and pay myself the entire cost for cleaning to boost my income?

My wife and I are more than willing to change our address, license, etc and sleep in that house to satisfy this as we want to be truthful.So, does “majority” of the year mean 6 months and 1 day?

. - With sufficient equity, investors can incorporate other mortgages or debts on other properties into one loan.

They had a hard day already but now before trying to go to sleep they have to work more and make their beds. 

Contrary to what you may hear, I do believe that you should have properties in LLCs, for reasons I won't get into here, but let's say I sleep well at night having full first-hand knowledge of litigation procedures and knowing that if my real estate endeavors fail, it won't be due to collapse from liability.