A bottle of multi-purpose cleaner, like Fantastic, a roll of paper towels, a 6-pack of TP, a 1-lb package of spaghetti, jar of pasta sauce, frozen garlic bread in the freezer. 

It's recommended that private wells are tested every 3-5 years.Call your state health lab (I don't know if this is them- but they should be able to point you in the right direction https://dgs.virginia.gov/division-of-consolidated-... ) They will tell you what you need to collect a sample, you can't just show up with a mason jar.

@Jarred MussenWelcome to Bigger Pockets.

Like @Jarred Sleeth said, seasoning requirements usually are 6-12 months (depending on the lender). 

I haven't done it yet, but at the last place I stayed they had a "$20 wine wall" - you just threw $20 in cash in a jar on the counter and could pull from their stock - which took up an entire wall.

Jarred send me pm or email on Wisconsin / Southern California

@Jarred Sleeth and @Florian N.Thanks for the feedback.  

If they beat up the walls, it can jar the electrical in strange places and cause serious issues.  

@Jarred Curry.  

Jarred