It's a chicken/egg - which comes first.

I once read it's like the chicken and the egg senciaro.

But after we had tenants whose various dogs ate my porch swing, the plug off a window air conditioner (haven't a clue why the dog didn't fry himself on that one), dug holes in carpets down to the subfloor, ate the bottom off a closet door, chewed open a door and got under the house in the summer heat to stay cool and crushed a duct pipe and (in one case) were kept under the house so I got to clean feces and urine out from under there on my hands and knees....we rethought our  idea of the need for a pet fee.Gail

Don't count your chickens before they're hatched.

Thanks, @Larry Fried.

It has been very well maintained, however, 75 is 75, its not a spring chicken. 

I can give you a tutorial on how to set them up when you fly that plane up here to grab some fried Reuben balls.

Apparently that’s so you can cook your chicken wings for the game, your turkey for Thanksgiving dinner, and doughnuts for dessert.

@Larry Fried

Saturday would for us and we are available Wed - Fri if there are any other mentor students.