So everything has to be as extreme as possible.

Extremely difficult to pass and I bet you didn't know that you had to get it reinspected again in three years.

Car washes are extremely profitable, too. 

Here is one piece that is extremely important:If you have a low credit score, you need to find out why.

She's one of my extreme examples, but this is a common story.

Those jurisdictions are notoriously aggressive in researching and pursuing offenders so you want to be extremely cautious.

It seems so quiet.

I have seen this work in high priced markets like San Jose Ca.. where the property owner is a very wealthy business person with no time for rentals and the person they sublet to is close t them either friend or bizz associate and will work the property to make  the delta as the owner just does not want to mess with day to day and there is extreme trust.The other thing I have done personally is with the insurance companies ..

After literally years of looking (since 2022) I bought my first property a few months ago, so I feel extremely qualified to give advice (many people earned lots of equity during the pandemic appreciation-boom if they bought before 2022, but out-of-state investors getting started AFTER the 2022 interest rate hikes are few and far between). 

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