If she burns out managing one property, then there’s no way she wants to manage 10x in a cheaper location.

As long as you are taking proactive steps, I wouldn't instantly evict them right away.

The floor/ceiling separation won't do any good if the walls supporting it burn and crash.

Same day instant offer based on qualifications.

My concern is I can't figure out how to get those instant cleaning fees for bookings on sites like Vrbo and booking.com.

Don't burn hundred dollar bills.

If it is go with the distressed look , I have 1 unit after we sanded we beat the floor with a chain and took a torch and made some burn marks , then stained and put 3 coats of gloss poly , it looks great 

Then she threatens to burn the place down.

If your nest egg is 60k, I would not get started yet if you are willing to burn half of it and can only make 1k/month between you to add to it.

For Wisconsin a basement is a must, instant discount without one.