Third, I was reading Small and Mighty (thanks Nathan Gesner) and found myself doing a "Wait a minute..." when he lays out that for B-ish SFHs he wants at least 6-7% rental income (after expenses), 3% appreciation, relative to the house price.

Most cleaners are willing to do this, so you shouldn't have to deal with a 3rd party commercial laundry service. 

I did but will only share with interested parties.

Quote from @Sanjay Bhagat: 1) Should I hire a third party accountant to interpret the deal sponsor track record for due diligence?

Doorvest will not take fees if place is vacant, so both parties have the interest to get the tenant fast.

It's a bit overdone for me and feels like investing there is late to the party.

I can come up with only about a third of the required down payment. 

For example, I looked at one tri-plex that had recently been remodeled with two units being 2/2 @1000 sq feet renting for $2,000 per unit and the third being a 2/1 renting for $1750 asking price of $850K. 

I’ve lived amongst the roommates, as well as in separate places like the basement or having a third floor solely for myself.

What people find appealing about Bitcoin, is what made it run afoul of the post-recession and post-9/11 PATRIOT Act anti money laundering stuff.This is a direct quote from the FHA Customer Service team at the Department of Housing and Urban Development, again for an FHA loan.I am sorry, without a traditional bank statement, we could not verify the Bitcoin funds came from an acceptable source and was not provided as a loan by an unauthorized party to the transaction.