How dare you mention my children as you continue to defend the indefensible !!

For the carpet, do they have to move all the furniture in and out of the room?

Contract marked owner occupied, there is NO tenant in subject or proof tenant moves out, no rent back from seller... you cannot use rents to qualify, do not rent the property, there are ways this is checked and considered dishonorable.Your wife and children can move in and you can come and go as your service requires. 

I’d love to get this group’s thoughts on what to do with 3 acres of undeveloped land (no septic, no water) in the Texas Hill Country that I plan to eventually pass on to my children (read: never sell because it’s family land).

The furniture packages they have are very expensive, but it supposedly adds 25% to your total bookings. 

This reminds of the argument that with people are having less children and family formation declining this is bullish for bitcoin. 

They have no car, little to no furniture, a cell phone that is sometimes on and sometimes off.

Jude Children's Research Hospital, and the University of Memphis contribute to job growth, attracting more people to the city.

I put in ~$500,000 in repairs, upgrades, furniture, etc and converted to a 4 bedroom. 

There was another known heir the passed with no children to pass her ownership to and a few others that can’t be located.