They claim they are unable to work but they have no difficulty posting selfies partying with friends, keeping up on their nails, hair, makeup, and tattoos, and have no problem getting pregnant. 

He had a laser shooter trying to get the length of this ranch house.

@Conrad Metzenberg  Avocado toast is a great one. speaking of gentrification indicators, i've noticed some that stand out:more than one night time dog walker, extra points if it's a female on a cell phone; tattoo parlors, funky coffee place, small niche workout gyms, anything Asian that isn't Chinese, all within 3-4 blocks; any hippy or hipster sightings, extra points if you see them at Whole Foods later; very low people count in the middle of the day 

This will make you a master of your market - laser focus.  

One of my tenants, who operates a classy tattoo parlor, has been with me nearly 10 years and is a STAR who has never given my problems.

This and laser like focus are so important.

However now I'm probably going to need to buy a Laser printer for printing off Legal documents.

The more things you're involved in, the more you have to spread your focus and the less that you can potentially grow.For us, we're focusing like a laser beam on severely delinquent, 1st position NPNs, whose most likely outcome is liquidation.

I was laser focused on business and did really well selling a few tech companies but the mindset never changed and my now fiance straightened me out on the whole balance thing and I have to say I am really grateful for that. 

I plan on fixing the yard in spring/summer but can that be the reason when who lasers are driving for dollars they're look at my property as a distressed one?