I like looking at the lake in my backyard too much to want to eat time chasing default business owners who owe money.

if there is deferred maintenance it will eat up all cash flow for years and years.2. if "offers are due Sunday" it sounds like this is a multiple offer situation, in which it seems extremely unlikely they'd accept an offer below asking... in multiple offer situations the price typically goes above asking. 

Once the plan is in place, which admittedly might take some time, they will pull your money (usually plus a bit more the eat away at the past-due amount) from the debtor's paycheck and the court will send the money to you.

The goal is to not eat losses every month for the next 5 years while I wait for rent and price appreciation.

Usually refrigerated food will stay for a very long time - months, in fact - without becoming putrid, though you probably wouldn't want to eat anything out of it.

A lot of investors are (wisely) wary of condos because condo fees can rise and special assessments can eat up your cashflow.

They eat it, because sometimes guests leave in impeccable shape and they're done in 1/2 the time. 

VRBO is flailing as ABNB continues to eat their lunch.

I considered doing in park flips but am always worried that the high space rent would eat up my profit.

That said.Let's look at FB adsLet me ask you something.What did you have to eat the last Sunday of Feb in 1998?