I had a sick child so my husband closed in my absence, so this is all being relayed second hand, but here goes.  

So even if the child did all the downpayment and the loan was only in the fathers name?

If you have flexibility on a location there is almost always a home for sale for a similar price with a better assigned school (particularly now with the population aging/retiring and both parents of a child more likely to work).

My wife and I are in a transition period -- one in which I retired my decade-long business, became a stay-at-home dad for our 2nd child, and am now doing RE investing fulltime (managing my local properties and making good progress on remote-investing in other parts of the country).  

Counselors believe that it is "victimless crime" , nevermind a child cannot defend themselves.

I was married by 24 with a child and my wife didn't work.

Your analysis is child like.

If he really is that allergic to them, then he should've asked.

A number of exceptions to these rules exist, such as for employment by parents, newspaper delivery, and child actors.

Me, it would cost several hundreds to fly out from LA, plus vacation time, plus car, plus hotel (I can't stay with my daughter, I'm allergic to that mutt of hers).