It's as much a caricature as a fat, floridly mustachioed police officer pounding down a doughnut in a Crown Victoria.Does the tenant have your telephone number?

Say the phrase "fat loss" and your ad will get canned for offensiveness several steps before the submit button LOL.

I don’t plan on increasing rent much because of the virus but I did want to implant a small increase.

I've spent more time reading about HOW to lose this fat than putting in the effort to actually losing it, like going for a jog or consistently doing workouts/exercises.I just "jumped in" with renting out my bachelor pad and not knowing the true costs, I ended up selling that property because it was a financial dog, and putting it into a duplex.

So while a 3 year old eviction would normally be a big fat NO, I can identify with a need to take a closer look at the rare person who wants to be a tenant.  

@Jordon March -  Anyone will go for anything if the business plan is sound, the operator is a rockstar and the profit margin is fat enough.  

My fat wife might eat it too.

Remember the old saying: pigs get fat, hogs get slaughtered. 

The profit doesn't get divided until the fat lady sings.

I'm told his large amount of fat saved his life and he was out of work for a couple months.