Although when I listened to the Podcast I was busting up with so much laughter I thought  that I was going to have an uncontrollable bodily function mishap... 

If it is a metal tub, there's a guy who can fix it in town. 

He went on to say he could tell me how to do the job, how long it would take and the materials that were needed, but when it came time to using his tin snips to construct a metal framed wall or core drill through a cement floor, it just wasn't his forte.